Thunderwhelming Written in 2025 , Lyrics by Mike , Music by Dustin, Joe, Mike
Thunderwhelming has been performed at 4 shows and has never been officially recorded and released.
Lyrics Last night I went to a show. The bands were raging. The music was booming. The crowd went crazy. I almost fell asleep on my feet. 5 years from now we won't remember the show or the bands. It all feels so performative, going through the motions. It looks like maximum effort, but there's no soul behind it. Is it possible for us to find it? Or is it gone forever, replaced by a cold commodity? And here you start to sense an opportunity. The music's garbage but it seems to make some money. And if you go up there and play the same old slop, you can ride that rocket ship right to the top. If you're in this just 'cause it's a good career move, it won't be long before the kids can sniff you out. You won't be able to fool all of them forever, and they will leave you in the dust without a doubt.
Carnies Lyrics by Mike , Music by Mike
Carnies has been performed at 129 shows and appears on Full Spectrum Dominance 2005-08 , Split 7″ w/ Dead Stare , and Show Us The Meaning Of Haste
Lyrics Trying to build theocracy, but not to save humanity. Lust for power, nothing more. Invoking Jesus to build an empire on the shoulders of the faithful. No better than radical Islam. Destroying America from within.
Holy Fetus Lyrics by Mike , Music by Mike
Holy Fetus has been performed at 28 shows and appears on Skullvalanche and Live KRBX 2013
Lyrics Your intention is to strip basic preventative care and family planning services from women such as yourself. You think you're protecting life. You are not protecting shit. Only making things worse for the cause of women's rights. Have you ever worn the shoes of unintended pregnancy? Have you ever felt the lump of terror on your breast? You are fucking services you would gladly utilize if you ever found yourself with no other health-care choice. Have you ever felt the sores of shame upon your genitals? Use your vote to elevate the fetus to a holy state. It's the ranks of those alive who could be sentenced to die. Pat yourself on the back. You're the last line of defense. You'll use this service but you'll deny it to others. You don't get to do that, you hypocritical fuck. It doesn't work like that, you selfish fucking asshole. Women die because of your "special" attitude. You're the one who should be rotting in your grave.
